Zim and Gir's adventure (script)

Act one
seen: space

Zim: Gir! Move out of the way and stop pressing buttons!!!
Gir: B-But Zim! I like pressing buttons!
Zim: You can live with out pressing them!!!! NO NO DONE TUCH THAT THAT!! *jumps to gir*
Gir: *presses big red button* 
Zim: GIR, I SAID TO STOP!!! 
Ship: *red lights flash* Warning, warning, deactivating ship in 10...
Zim: GAH!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!! *grabs Gir*
Gir: Ooooo!! Dance party! *squirms out of Zim's arms and starts dancing*
ship: 8, 7...
Zim: This is no time to dance we are going to crash on that planet!!! 
Ship: 2, 1.. *starts to fall being pulled by gravity to the unknown planet*
Zim: WE ARE DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY!!
Gir: OOOO!!! I'm going to sing the do-*gets cut off by Zim*
Zim: NO!! I don't want to die with you singing that annoying song!!!
Ship: *hits the ground and his a tree! the thick forest breaking and trashing the ship* 

act two
seen: Forest

Gir: *is on floor! stuck under a chair* Owwie, that hurt, SHIP, YOU HURT ME!
Zim: *in on ground* Oh Gir... *facepalm* tisk tisk. Now I gotta get us out of hear, who knows what type of monsters are out their, lurking in the.. Forest?!? Gir, this looks like earth!!!!
Gir: Oohhhh!! Yellow kitty cat person!
Zim: Stop plying games Gir! *is pushing on window shield tying to get it to budge*
Gip: OHHH!! I saw the kitty again!
Zim: GAH!! A little help! *is pushing on windshield*
Gir: Oo! Look Zim, a bot! And a Gir! Oh! The kitty came out!
Zim: AH HUMANS!!! WE MUST GET ON OUR DISGUISES! *Runs around frantically*
Gir: HIIII!!!!!!!
Neko Girl: Mi!! Oh my gosh your so adorable!!! You guys must be new pastas! Our satilight detected your ship! We were hoping you survived the crash!
Strange Boy: Hmf, Klunk, they look weird, I think we shud take them back the the CPM.
Klunk: Oh come on James! They are stuck and they look normal. Just you you and me!
James: Oh Klu-*is cut off my Strang Girl*
Strange Girl: QUIT IT! They will be our prisinors, but we will treat them like guests, GOT IT?
Zim: I AM ZIM!! AND ZIM DIES NOT WITH TO BE CAPTURED BY YOUUUUU!!!!
Gir: But I like waffles.
Klunk: *ignors Zim* Yes Clevy.
James: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! *kicks windows sheld, the sheld breaking.
Zim: GIR, COME ON LETS GET AWAYFRO--GAH!! *is thrown onto ground by James*
James: Your not going anywhere, and green dog thing, don't do anything funny or you will have no head.
Zim: *is on ground* Ow.... Ok ok ok, I surrender. *cough* I'm just going to lay hear till I get my breath back.. Ow....
James: *Walking up to gir* Come hear you mangy mut!
Gir: AHHHHHH!!! *runs off* 
James: Oh I outta-*is interrupted by Klunk* 
Klunk: Let the animal professional do her job James, I'll get him. Hear Puppie Puppie Puppie, I have treats for you!! *kissy sound* 
Gir: *runs to Klunk* WAFFLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Klunk: *Picks up Gir* Gottcha! 
Gir: EEEEEE!! DONT EAT ME, IM NOT A WAFFLE!
Klunk: I won't eat you. 
CleverBot: Let's go, the patrol is over, the others will wonder were we are.
James: Yes ma'am. *grabs Zim by the back of his shirt* Make a peep or move I'm taking your stuff. Then leaving you in the woods to rot!
Klunk: Good Slender, I think he got it. 
Zim: I can still see start... *cough*
Gir: YOU HAVE BROKEN MASTER!! *gasp*
Klunk: Oh no, he just got the wind nocked out of him, he is fine. What are your names, and I never seen  furries quite like you. You little dog look kinda normal... But you have a zipper on you.
Gir: I'm Gir and that's Zim! *points to Zim* Oh I'm not a fuzzy, I'm a robot, and Zim is an alien, like me! We are from Urken planet thing! 
Klunk, James & CleverBot: *looks at eachother* BUAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!
Klunk: LOL, I think you hit your head hart little buddy, pfft! Thir is only two worlds, but diff dimensions with other worlds, but I don't think you can survive going thru something like that.
CleverBot, Guys we are hear. Just in case, nock them both out. 
Gir: Waffle!
Klunk: *injects meddle into Gir's neck*
Gir: Owww!! Waffle..... *yawn* cat, doom, waffle... *passes out* .... *snore*
James: *Injects meddle in to Zim's neck* Night night prisinor.
Zim: *instantly passes out*
*fades into darkness*

act three
seen: Camp

Klunk: Wake up...... Wake up.. Wake up Zim!!
Zim: *sits up from bead* Where am-OH! My head!! *cough*
Gir: WOOOOOO!!! *is running around crazily*
Zim: WERE AM It? *cough cough*
Klunk: CreepyPasta Camp!
Zim: CreepyPasta.... CreepyPasta... CreepyPasta? We're have I heard that before?
Klunk: we have a we sight, we UPLODE our story's, but human think they are fake. They are so gullible. I have seen you and your dog in your yard, but you look like pastas in disguise, so we didn't attack.
Zim:*jumps up* Yes,  I'm a Pasta, so is Gir! But we mustn't stay, I got to fix my ship!
Klunk: Don't worryCleverBot is good with ships and other robotics, she is fixing it right now.
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 
Gir: I like Tacos!
Zim: I AM ZIM!! MHAHAHAHAHA AMD IF YOU TAKE MY SHIP AND KEEP ME PRISINOR, I WILL TAKE OVER YOUR FILTHY WORLD!!!
Klunk: Zim, you have problems, PERFECT! Your really insane! Same with your friend! How many people have you killed?
Zim: I dunno, I don't really count. I just know I kills a lot of my own people.
Klunk: I killed my mom! 
Gir: Oh my....
Klunk: Amazing right?
Zim: Oh um, yes... Yes.... Very....
Klunk: Do you wish to have some food?
Gir: WAFFLES!!
Klunk: We don't have any waffles.
Gir: Awwww Ok. I have some! *makes waffles come out of his head*
Klunk: *claps* NOW THAT IS TALENT!
Gir: *bows*
Zim: I DONT EAT YOUR HUMAN FOOD!
Klunk: Uh... We don't really have human food....
Zim: Good, it's nasty and makes my get REALY sick.
Gir: *is eating waffles*
Klunk: we are going to have a patrol, I think you guys shade come, but stay quiet and don't mess anything up, or else!
Zim: What is the or else?
Klunk: I don't know...
Zim: So we won't get punished since you don't know?
Klunk: I'm not dumb, I see what your doing their. 
Zim: Darn it. 
Klunk: So, do you except?
Zim: I guess.

Act fore
seen: forest

Klunk: ok, Zim, Gir, I'm leader of this patrol, you must listen to me!
Zum: LIESSSSS!!!! I lead my self!
Klunk: Well you didn't do a good job leading you ship! It crashed!
 Zim: Hmf
Gir: I think waffle shud be leader.
Zim: GIR STOP BEING STUPID, OH WAIT, YOU CANT HELP YOUR SELF, YOUR FLIPPING RETARTED!!! YOUR 13 YEARS ONLY AND YOU CPACT LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD!!!! STOP BEING SO SILLY!
Gir: *trying to hold back tears* I.. I thought you loved me!!! *runs off into the woods crying* 
Zim: OH MY GOSH I DIDENT MEAN IT I SNAPPED!! GIR!! GIR! I need to go after him! 
Klunk: NO WAY! Their is a reson YOU MUST GO INTO THE WOODS WITH OTHERS!! Gir is gonna die or go purely insane mental insane and kill every living thing!!! We must go back, tell Slender and then get lots of pastas and try to get him befor night fall! That's when... Never mind. Let's just hope he don't find the asylum, they'll lure him in then lock him up! And the mist turns to smoke, then fog the darker it gets! Only Slender can see in the fog!
Zim: This world is INSANEEEEEE!!!!!
Klunk: Cool right??  BUT LETS GO!!!
/switch to Gir\
Gir: *running forward crying* then he stopped and looked at the slightly misty forest the shadows dark and loopy, looking like they had dark glowing red eyes, a twig snapped, Gir jumped* EE!!  
Voice: Calm down, I won't hurt you. *walks to Gir* Who are you? And not to be rude, but your quite close to the Asylum. Are you a escape?
Gir: *shakes head* Now, Zim said I was retarded and I ran away. *tear* 
Voice: Well I'm Seto, and I'm generally nice but still, never seen ya around, so I think your a asylum escape. Shud I kill you, or turn you in?
Gir: *wimper* What's a asylum?
Seto: A place.
Gir: *stares silently at Seto*
Seto: Well your creepy.
Gir: Really? I dint think so.
Seto: One, your always derping and two that stare.... Yep, your Pasta worthy. But I will turn you in, but say keep him their till his owners show up.
Gir: Well I'm not moving.
Seto: Ok. *uses manic to pick. Gir up*
Gir: EEEEEE I'm flying but EEEEE!!!
Seto: *walks to Asylum*